I think that I'm a chicken

Psychiatrist: What's your problem?

Patient: I think I'm a chicken.

Psychiatrist: How long has this been going on?

Patient: Ever since I was an egg!

Q: What do you call a crazy chicken?
A: A cuckoo cluck!

hahaha thats a good one

here are some more for you:)

Why did the chicken cross the basketball court ?
He heard the referee calling fowls

Why did the horse cross the road ?
Because the chicken needed a day off

Why did the chewing gum cross the road ?
Because it was stuck to the chicken !

What does an alarm cluck say ?
"Tick-tock-a-doodle-doo !"

Why does a chicken coop have two doors ?
Because if had four doors it would be a chicken sedan!

How long do chickens work ?
Around the cluck !

Hahaha there all sooo funny

i'm glad that you like them:)

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lol okay here ya go:)

One Wednesday, a husband took his wife to the doctor

'Oh, doctor', he said, 'my wife thinks she's a chicken'. The doctor gasped, 'That's terrible. How long has she been like that?'

The husband replied, 'Three years'. The doctor was horrified, 'Three years! Why didn't you bring her to me sooner?'

The husband said sheepishly, 'Because we needed the eggs.'

Q:What did one chicken say to the other after they walked through poison ivy?
A: "You scratch my beak and I'll scratch yours!"

Q:What do chicken families do on Saturday afternoon?
A: They go on peck-nics!

Q:Why did the chick disappoint his mother?
A: He wasn't what he was cracked up to be!

Q:Is chicken soup good for your health?
A: Not if you're the chicken!

# Q:Why did the chicken cross the playground?
A: To get to the other slide!

# Q:Why did the turkey cross the road?
A: To prove he wasn't chicken!

# Q:Why did the rooster cross the road?
A: To cock-a-doodle do something!

# Q:Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?
A: He heard the referee calling fowls.

# Q: Why is it easy for chicks to talk?
A: Because talk is cheep!

# Q:What do you get when you cross a chicken with a duck?
A: A bird that lays down!

Haha Devious the funny girl I make a section just for you I call it devious and the chicks

lol!! i was just doing chicken jokes cause the topic was called "I think that I'm a chicken"

I can always find other animal jokes as well for you:)

Ye you dont have to post jokes in your section And i call it chicks because we were talking about chickens p.s sorry for going of topic setting a bad eg

well the chickens told me too;)

there, back on topic

What do you call a bunch of chickens playing hide-and-seek ?
Fowl play !

Lol that is a good one