Some New Animal Jokes:)

since Joss liked all of the chicken jokes that I found i got my very own joke section!
A BIG Ty to Joss for that

so i shall start off with some bear jokes, and if anyone wants to see any jokes about a specific animal, or has any to share, feel free to post them!

(remember all jokes must be clean and and appropriate for our younger members!)

here comes the first batch!!

Why is polar bear cheap to have as a pet ?
It lives on ice !

What is a bear's favourite drink ?
Koka-Koala !

How do you start a teddy bear race ?
Ready, teddy, go !

What do polar bears have for lunch ?
Ice burger !

What animal hibernates standing on its head?
Yoga Bear.

How can you tell where a bear lives?
Look for his Den-mark

Why does a bear have a fur coat?
He'd look silly in a plastic mac!

haha where do you get all these joke from? glad you like the section:)

i look for jokes on google and look a various sites and see which ones i think that people will like:)